This sorta kinda preview to a review of Godzilla contains no spoilers whatsoever because I’m still in shock.
If you’re looking for an actual article filled with intelligent commentary… look elsewhere. Or just wait until tomorrow when the ACTUAL review is released. For now, go see the movie!
You’re really still reading this?
Turn off your computer, go grab some popcorn, and watch the movie.
Look for the actual review sometime later.